https://shreloaded.net/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Ares_Exec._Arrested 2026-04-21T11:28:10Z Revision history for this page on the wiki MediaWiki 1.45.1 https://shreloaded.net/index.php?title=Ares_Exec._Arrested&diff=143741&oldid=prev 2025-02-21T03:49:13Z

<p></p> <table style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122;" data-mw="interface"> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <tr class="diff-title" lang="en"> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">Revision as of 03:49, 21 February 2025</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l14">Line 14:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 14:</td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>-Ares Exec., Joseph Hartley, has been arrested this evening on allegations of attempted homicide. A man matching Hartley&#039;s description was seen at the Smiling Pony Bar &amp; Grill in downtown San Francisco at around 4:00pm, where he reportedly brandished an Ares brand laser pistol and fired wildly into a crowd. Authorities have released a statement that there were only minor injuries suffered during the incident.</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>-Ares Exec., Joseph Hartley, has been arrested this evening on allegations of attempted homicide. A man matching Hartley&#039;s description was seen at the Smiling Pony Bar &amp; Grill in downtown San Francisco at around 4:00pm, where he reportedly brandished an Ares brand laser pistol and fired wildly into a crowd. Authorities have released a statement that there were only minor injuries suffered during the incident.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Samurai News reached out to a colleague of Mr. Hartley, another Ares Exec. named Louis Kennedy, who was reportedly present during the shooting. Mr. Kennedy gave the following statement, "Hartley invited me out for drinks. One minute he was ordering a whisky, and the next he was ranting about having STDs. Then he pulled that pistol that he is so proud of and just started shooting the place up."</div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">-</ins>Samurai News reached out to a colleague of Mr. Hartley, another Ares Exec. named Louis Kennedy, who was reportedly present during the shooting. Mr. Kennedy gave the following statement, "Hartley invited me out for drinks. One minute he was ordering a whisky, and the next he was ranting about having STDs. Then he pulled that pistol that he is so proud of and just started shooting the place up."</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>We were also able to contact Mr. Hartley's wife for questioning. She had the following to say, "That cheating -----, you better believe he's guilty. I'm leaving that dirtbag, and his green little ---- can rot off for all I care!"</div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">-</ins>We were also able to contact Mr. Hartley's wife for questioning. She had the following to say, "That cheating -----, you better believe he's guilty. I'm leaving that dirtbag, and his green little ---- can rot off for all I care!"</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Yowza<del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">, well </del>this is Chip Truth for Samurai News, reminding all of our readers to visit the doctor regularly! Stay tuned to Samurai News for more corporate updates!</div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">-</ins>Yowza<ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">! Well </ins>this is Chip Truth for Samurai News, reminding all of our readers to visit the doctor regularly! Stay tuned to Samurai News for more corporate updates!</div></td></tr> </table>

Joshybones https://shreloaded.net/index.php?title=Ares_Exec._Arrested&diff=143740&oldid=prev 2025-02-21T03:47:17Z

<p></p> <table style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122;" data-mw="interface"> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <tr class="diff-title" lang="en"> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">Revision as of 03:47, 21 February 2025</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l10">Line 10:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 10:</td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">"</del>This is Chip Truth for Samurai News on the cutting edge of corporate reports.</div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>This is Chip Truth for Samurai News on the cutting edge of corporate reports.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Ares Exec., Joseph Hartley, has been arrested this evening on allegations of attempted homicide. A man matching Hartley's description was seen at the Smiling Pony Bar &amp; Grill in downtown San Francisco at around 4:00pm, where he reportedly brandished an Ares brand laser pistol and fired wildly into a crowd. Authorities have released a statement that there were only minor injuries suffered during the incident.</div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">-</ins>Ares Exec., Joseph Hartley, has been arrested this evening on allegations of attempted homicide. A man matching Hartley's description was seen at the Smiling Pony Bar &amp; Grill in downtown San Francisco at around 4:00pm, where he reportedly brandished an Ares brand laser pistol and fired wildly into a crowd. Authorities have released a statement that there were only minor injuries suffered during the incident.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Samurai News reached out to a colleague of Mr. Hartley, another Ares Exec. named Louis Kennedy, who was reportedly present during the shooting. Mr. Kennedy gave the following statement, &quot;Hartley invited me out for drinks. One minute he was ordering a whisky, and the next he was ranting about having STDs. Then he pulled that pistol that he is so proud of and just started shooting the place up.&quot;</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Samurai News reached out to a colleague of Mr. Hartley, another Ares Exec. named Louis Kennedy, who was reportedly present during the shooting. Mr. Kennedy gave the following statement, &quot;Hartley invited me out for drinks. One minute he was ordering a whisky, and the next he was ranting about having STDs. Then he pulled that pistol that he is so proud of and just started shooting the place up.&quot;</div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l18">Line 18:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 18:</td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>We were also able to contact Mr. Hartley&#039;s wife for questioning. She had the following to say, &quot;That cheating -----, you better believe he&#039;s guilty. I&#039;m leaving that dirtbag, and his green little ---- can rot off for all I care!&quot;</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>We were also able to contact Mr. Hartley&#039;s wife for questioning. She had the following to say, &quot;That cheating -----, you better believe he&#039;s guilty. I&#039;m leaving that dirtbag, and his green little ---- can rot off for all I care!&quot;</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Yowza, well this is Chip Truth for Samurai News, reminding all of our readers to visit the doctor regularly! Stay tuned to Samurai News for more corporate updates!<del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">"</del></div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Yowza, well this is Chip Truth for Samurai News, reminding all of our readers to visit the doctor regularly! Stay tuned to Samurai News for more corporate updates!</div></td></tr> </table>

Joshybones https://shreloaded.net/index.php?title=Ares_Exec._Arrested&diff=143739&oldid=prev 2025-02-21T03:45:53Z

<p>Created page with &quot;{{NewsHeader| |Image= |ImageSizeOverride= |Date=2086-2-20 |NewsSource=Samurai News |Reporter=Chip Truth |Metaplot= |Intro= }} &quot;This is Chip Truth for Samurai News on the cutting edge of corporate reports. Ares Exec., Joseph Hartley, has been arrested this evening on allegations of attempted homicide. A man matching Hartley&#039;s description was seen at the Smiling Pony Bar &amp; Grill in downtown San Francisco at around 4:00pm, where he reportedly brandished an Ares brand las...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{NewsHeader|<br /> |Image=<br /> |ImageSizeOverride=<br /> |Date=2086-2-20<br /> |NewsSource=Samurai News<br /> |Reporter=Chip Truth<br /> |Metaplot=<br /> |Intro=<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> &quot;This is Chip Truth for Samurai News on the cutting edge of corporate reports.<br /> <br /> Ares Exec., Joseph Hartley, has been arrested this evening on allegations of attempted homicide. A man matching Hartley&#039;s description was seen at the Smiling Pony Bar &amp; Grill in downtown San Francisco at around 4:00pm, where he reportedly brandished an Ares brand laser pistol and fired wildly into a crowd. Authorities have released a statement that there were only minor injuries suffered during the incident.<br /> <br /> Samurai News reached out to a colleague of Mr. Hartley, another Ares Exec. named Louis Kennedy, who was reportedly present during the shooting. Mr. Kennedy gave the following statement, &quot;Hartley invited me out for drinks. One minute he was ordering a whisky, and the next he was ranting about having STDs. Then he pulled that pistol that he is so proud of and just started shooting the place up.&quot;<br /> <br /> We were also able to contact Mr. Hartley&#039;s wife for questioning. She had the following to say, &quot;That cheating -----, you better believe he&#039;s guilty. I&#039;m leaving that dirtbag, and his green little ---- can rot off for all I care!&quot;<br /> <br /> Yowza, well this is Chip Truth for Samurai News, reminding all of our readers to visit the doctor regularly! Stay tuned to Samurai News for more corporate updates!&quot;</div>

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