Syrup Scandal!

TVQE

Channel [98] OTQ/Seattle

[English Subtitles]

Date: 2084-07-01 By: Pierre Cote

"Good evening , I'm standing here in front of the Maple Syrup Strategic Reserve in beautiful Longueuil Quebec. A recent submission by a CONCERNED CITIZEN has triggered an uproar here. Why? Well, watch and listen..."

[~90 seconds a/v recording of exchange in parking lot]

"Hi Win, how was the drive"

"Not too bad once I got through Montreal. How have you been?"

"<long sigh> Those fragging Devil Riders are still trying to muscle in."

"Sorry. Listen, Jean .... Jerry wants you to go see your Dad"

"<muttered profanities bleeped by censors> Okay, okay. By the end of the week. Take care."

"Sure you too."

"The driver, one Winston Duke, has been arrested and is reportedly co-operating with La Gendarmerie. Earlier today the Strategic Reserve announced the resignation of the director of logistics and two accountants. What about the biker buying the syrup? He was arrested on an unrelated firearms charge before taken to the hospital. An altercation among bikers left several requiring hospitalization. As for the truck of stolen maple syrup? It remains missing, For TVQE I am Pierre Cote."