Trash (Panda) Removal

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Trash (Panda) Removal
Date 2082-06-10 GM Sam Location Stuffer Shack in Carbonado, Puyallup
Factions Involved
ShadowHaven	Racoons
Tempo Pell Vikar	10 Racoons

Summary

The Runners were tasked with with dealing with an infestation of racoons. Which seemed simple at first, but like all runs, quickly spiraled out of control.

Background

A stuffer shack in Carbonado was having "Racoon Issues", they where breaking into the vending machines and stealing Soy Cheetos. This alone does not make a run however, as the stuffer shack owner called multiple pest control agency's and of the ones who could make it out to Carbonado all of them got scared off without collecting payment, typically saying something about their "equipment being broken". This led to the owner doing what any reasonable person does when having pest issues, they call in showrunners.

The Meet

The Runners arrived at the Stuffer Shack to find the owner on the floor in VR. After getting him out of VR he explained to the crew the specifics of his situation, warning them that the Chulos gang was around, and telling them that the payment will be 6,000 nuyen. The runners where all very confused as to why they of all people were being called to do pest control, but easy money is easy money.

The Plan

After discovering the location of the Racoon burrow, Vikar and Pell also discovered that they where emerged which. This was startling to say the least. Pell called up their contact Beast Master and arranged for the critters to be trapped by the runners and transported to them so they can be re-located. So Pell summoned an Animal Spirit to lead the racoons into a faraday caged lined bag that Tempo happened to have,

The Run

The Animal Spirit successfully herded the Racoons into the bag and all but one could fit. This extra racoon was the largest road bump in the run, after multiple failed attempts to charm the beast tempo decided to load a gel round and hope that it survives a shot. The shot missed and caused it to run away, however, the runners eventually corralled the Racoon and Vikar got it in their hands just as they heard the roar of bikes coming at them. The crew very quickly geared up, Pell prepared themselves to fight, while Vikar and Tempo fumbled with their weapons while trying to stuff the final Racoon into a different bag that tempo had. They just shoved the racoon into the bag as the Chulos rode up and parked their bikes next to the stuffer shack. They were very confused as to why we were shoving racoons into bags and about the gunshot that tempo shot earlier, after a long tense discussion about, who we where, why we were stuffing racoons into the bags, who these racoons belonged to, what authorized us to take the racoons, and so on and so forth. Until we spilled the beans that they where Emerged and that's when they got interested in selling the racoons to MCT. The runners, exasperated at this point explained that you will get iced by MCT for having any connections to emerged creatures, eventually the owner of the stuffer shack came out and explained the situation to the Chulos and let the runners be on their way

Aftermath

The runners got in touch with a smuggler contact and got the Racoons across the border to be (hopefully) have them relocated by Beast Master. The owner of the stuffer shack was thankful that we could do it without harming the animals, and gave us a bonus.

Rewards

6,000 nuyen base pay (3 RVP)

4,000 nuyen (2 RVP)

3 karma (3 RVP)

2 CDP

Game Quotes

"10 racoons in a bag" "9 racoons in one bag, 1 in another"