Redmond Club Temporarily Closed after Basement Shooting

Date: 2086-01-14 By: X-POS-A

Hey Redmonders! Redmond-ites, Redmond Friendmonds! Today I've got you something that'd be exciting anywhere else. You know that club, Stairway to Heaven, the one right near Glow City? Rumor has it some shady drek went down there daily, but nobody wants to stick their nose in that kind of stink - until yesterday, seems like. From what I heard, some people walkin' by heard shots comin' from inside, distant-like. I dig a little deeper, and whadda I find? The club had an underground basement! In the OU! Maybe just the distance away for the shots to sound like that, hey? And now they're closed, they say for repairs or some drek. I don't believe a word of it, but guys with guns won't let me in the front door. You can't see it, but I'm pouting, and it's like, a really good pout, you'd totally let me in the door if you saw this pout.

Ahem.

We couldn't get an on-site report from witnesses on the ground. Nobody wants to talk to poor little me. Like the guy in this video clip!

What? The fuck - leave me alone, lady! Turn the damn camera off! I said - 

Anyway that's X-POS-A out until another day, reporting on whatever the frag I want in the Redmond Barrens! Give me your money so I can do this more.