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"This is Pierre Cote for TVQE in Montreal. In a gory example of the dangers posed by out of control magicians, the now viral footage of the murder of four tourists in Seattle has taken a turn for the worse. According to a statement from EconoRent International, the incinerated tourists were citizens of Quebec.  A GoPayMe account has been set up  offering rewards fr information leading to the arrest of the two individuals seen in the video has collected 23,420 nuyen each. Next on TVQE is a ''Concerned Citizen's'' report on the plague of potholes on Quebec highways."