School's Out!

School's Out!
Date 2081-06-17 GM Lavander42 Location Touristville
Factions Involved
ShadowHaven
Ironclad Twitch Murderbot Roadie

Summary

The Johnson has hired Ironclad, Twitch, Murderbot and Roadie to go party with him and a kid, Ruben the Scottish Kid, because the kid is now just barely legally able to drink.

Game Quotes

"Let me get this straight... You just pre-edged a hug?" - MadMan

"It took us an hour... but we made it to the car!" - MadMan

"I don't remember anything before two weeks ago." - Murderbot "Me neither." - Ironclad.

"I'm competent in my job." - Ironclad *2/14 successes* "I'm gonna edge that." - BBQ

"If this doesn't work, I'm going to go get the car battery." - Ironclad

"Twitch. Twitch." - BBQ "Sorry, I was being swarmed by dogs." - MadMan

"If you hurt Baby I swear..." - Twitch "I'm just going to clamp the car battery to his nipples and see if it works." - Ironclad "What the f-" - Twitch

"Where am I putting the body? Am I dragging it back to the mortuary *cough cough* the bin?" - Ironclad

"Welcome to your first party. Where do we dump the body?" - Twitch to a poor corpschool kid while Ironclad drags a body off, singing "Rule Britania."

"I will attest that you did the best you could. I will also attest that it was not enough." - Twitch

"Do you think the kid would mind if I hacked up the body? I have some pent up rage." - Ironclad

"Are you really Scottish?" - Ironclad Nod - The poor kid they're helping "Where are you from?" - Ironclad "Insert answer that doesn't betray the GM's lack of knowledge." - Lav "Oh hell, me brother's from there!" - Ironclad

"Ironclad smiles in monofilliment chainsaw." - BBQ

"Yeah, this run isn't pink mohawk at all guys is it" - Sedated Alice "It's just Ironclad being Ironclad" - BBQ

"What's his profession? I don't know! He's a kid." - BBQ