Downtown Urban Agricultural Project Rocked by Explosion

NewsNet

Date: 03/04/2085

Late last night, Knight Errant responded to calls reporting an explosion at an urban agricultural facility owned by Meridional Agronomics. Security footage shared by the corporation shows a group of armed individuals driving a stolen garbage truck through the facility's perimeter fence and throwing some sort of improvised explosive device at the building before forcing their way inside.

[The footage is embedded in the article. The truck is graffiti'd with Halloweeners logos and the assailants are dressed in orange and black with monster movie masks.]

It is unclear at this time what the motivation for the attack was, but an eyewitness has stated their saw one assailant fleeing the scene while holding a lamb.

Knight Errant spokeperson Jackie Takahashi has the following to say:

"The safety and security of all of Seattle's citizens and businesses is our top priority. While Meridional Agronomics is ultimately responsible for securing its own extraterritorial borders, Knight Errant is working in tandem with their security team to bring these maniacs to justice. If any citizen has any information that can help lead to an arrest, do your part to create a safer Seattle and visit your nearest Knight Errant precinct or leave a tip on our host."