Summary
The Johnson has hired Ironclad, Twitch, Murderbot and Roadie to go party with him and a kid, Ruben the Scottish Kid, because the kid is now just barely legally able to drink.
Background
The Meet
The Plan
The Run
Aftermath
Rewards
Game Quotes
| "Let me get this straight... You just pre-edged a hug?" - MadMan
|
| "It took us an hour... but we made it to the car!" - MadMan
|
| "I don't remember anything before two weeks ago." - Murderbot
"Me neither." - Ironclad.
|
| "I'm competent in my job." - Ironclad
"I'm gonna edge that." - BBQ
|
| "If this doesn't work, I'm going to go get the car battery." - Ironclad
|
| "Twitch. Twitch." - BBQ
"Sorry, I was being swarmed by dogs." - MadMan
|
| "If you hurt Baby I swear..." - Twitch
"I'm just going to clamp the car battery to his nipples and see if it works." - Ironclad
"What the f-" - Twitch
|
| "Where am I putting the body? Am I dragging it back to the mortuary *cough cough* the bin?" - Ironclad
|
| "Welcome to your first party. Where do we dump the body?" - Twitch to a poor corpschool kid while Ironclad drags a body off, singing "Rule Britania."
|
| "I will attest that you did the best you could. I will also attest that it was not enough." - Twitch
|
| "Do you think the kid would mind if I hacked up the body? I have some pent up rage." - Ironclad
|
| "Are you really Scottish?" - Ironclad
Nod - The poor kid they're helping
"Where are you from?" - Ironclad
"Insert answer that doesn't betray the GM's lack of knowledge." - Lav
"Oh hell, me brother's from there!" - Ironclad
|
| "Ironclad smiles in monofilliment chainsaw." - BBQ
|
| "Yeah, this run isn't pink mohawk at all guys is it" - Sedated Alice
"It's just Ironclad being Ironclad" - BBQ
|
| "What's his profession? I don't know! He's a kid." - BBQ
|
Player After Action Reports (AARs)