Cr4ck1ng Th3 My5t3ry

Cr4ck1ng Th3 My5t3ry
Date 2081-08-18 GM Korean BBQ Location Matrix Status Threat Level: Low
Factions Involved
ShadowHaven M4rqu15 M4cr0	General Tsu Chun
Vip3r Doris Flyboy
Casualties and losses
	Maitre'D

Summary

M4rqu15 M4cr0 invites Vip3r, Doris, and Flyboy to a fancy party on his host with the intent to hire them for a data heist, but one of the party goers is mysteriously murdered with the use of lethal biofeedback. The host is locked down until the team can help determine who committed the murder.

Game Quotes

After crushing five drinks in ten minutes of awkward waiting: "Why is everyone judging me? I'm not drunk. None of this is even real!" - Doris "Hey! First of all, the matrix is real!" - Vip3r "They're judging you because you would have done the same thing at a real party." - Flyboy

M4rqu15 M4cr0 arrives to welcome everyone to the party. "Wow, I hope that's not a real fur collar!" - Doris "Doris, we're in the matrix." - Vip3r "Haha oh right sorry I'm new to this sort of thing!" - Doris

"They're all judgmental rich people! I don't want to say I feel like a fish out of water, but I'm like a fish out of water here! Get it? Hehe." - Doris A judgmental rich person who was about to engage in conversation with the group walks away. "See? I was right! They just don't appreciate low humor!" - Doris

"We say you did it, then they throw down their glass and we hit them with the evidence." - Flyboy "And the data spike!" - Doris "No! No data spike." - Vip3r

"You would think that a bartender of all people would have better pickup lines!" - Doris "Listen, I only started here two weeks ago!" - Bartender

"We knew it was you, General... Tsu... Chun? This isn't what I was expecting... Flyboy tell them!" - Doris "Tell them what?" - Flyboy "You faked your own death in order to murder the maitre d'!" - Vip3r

"He's still alive... Right?" - Doris "I would do nothing so barbaric! There is, of course, a delicate balance between do not be rude and do not fuck with me." - M4qu15 M4cr0