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Date: 2085-04-17 By: Loputyn
๐ฃ๐๐ฐ EXTRA, EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! ๐ฐ๐๐ฃ
Hey hey hey, fellow Seattlites and wanderin' folks! Have ya heard about the latest craze in town? Well, lemme tell ya, it's a real doozy! ๐คช๐
Introducing the one and only Talismonger, talismans, talismongering, please shop here, buy now, going out of business! Yep, ya read that right, we got EVERYTHING ya need to spice up yer life with a bit o' magic, charm, and a whole lotta pizzazz! โจ๐ฎ๐ซ
Now, I know what yer thinkin', "But Loputyn, Loputyn, Loputyn, why should I bother checkin' out yer shop?" Well, lemme break it down for ya in simple terms, my dear pals: WE'RE GOIN' OUTTA BIZNESS! ๐ฑ๐ญ
That's right, folks! This ain't no drill! We're talkin' once-in-a-lifetime, blink-and-ya-miss-it kinda deal! So, ya better hustle yer bustle on down here before we vanish into thin air like a fart in the wind! ๐จ๐จ
And hey, if ya need more persuadin', just remember, every purchase ya make helps support the Puyallup revitalisation project! Ain't that somethin' worth fightin' for? I sure as heck think so! ๐ฑ๐ท๐ณ
So, what are ya waitin' for? Come on down to Talismonger, talismans, talismongering, please shop here, buy now, going out of business! TODAY and snag yerself some magical goodies before it's too late! Trust me, ya won't regret it! ๐๏ธโจ
And remember, folks, Loputyn loves ya! Now get on over here and let's make some magic happen! ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ฅ