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Date: 7/19/2084 By: Mary Diaz

ENTERTAINMENT NEWS

Dick Li's hot new simsense flick #GalapagosGal is lighting up the Matrix! P2.0 mentions are currently very favourable: opinionate fast for a S-Rating minor-boost!

POLITICS NEWS

American Independent Pollster's™ #MatrixMidnightMentions analytics show that the Technocratic Party is #redredhot and an #electiondayguarantee! S-Rating trends for #Yuvlichtsick have been off the charts but prepare for a 1-Day MEGA-BOOST for the all-new-hot #YuvlichtSickAF mention! P2.0 score guaranteed at least a SIX TIMES multiplier during this MEGA-BOOST: ACT NOW!!!

SPORTS NEWS

#TRADEIMMINENT??? Seattle Mariners ace Marko "Mitt" Mullens is #exposed in a Horizon News Network exclusive!

"Honestly? Keep this off the record but Seattle is a bit of a joke. It's not a Top 10 Ballpark city, that's for sure. All the crime and inefficient municipal administration really takes the luster off, you know? All I'm saying is unless this city elects an administration that's focused on lowering taxes for our #corporatefriends and on relaxingzoninglaws I'm outta here next year. You only get to test free agency so often in a career! And I'd rather put down roots in a city that is built for the future and lead by an elite of technical experts."