FINANCE MESSIAH TO SOYKAF SALESMAN?! MILES CARRUTHER’S MILLION NUYEN MELTDOWN EXPOSED!
Date: 2087-08-05 By: Jaxon 'Zero' Rook
Zero (Host): So... you've been keeping up with the Miles Carruthers controversy lately?
Crow (guest): The Escape the wage cage guy?
Zero (Host): That's him. Had a few big wins, starting bragging about it over the matrix and gained a decent following of people trying to get rich quick. Turns out it was all a fluke. He made a bunch of bad bets in a row and now he’s broke and he’s taken a fair few followers down with him.
Crow (guest): (laughs) Couldn’t have happened to someone more deserving. Man he was insufferable, all those trids on P2.1 showing off the things he was buying.
Zero (Host): Yeah and all those courses he was selling. What was that one on how to have a Money Mindset?
Crow (guest): Forgot about that one, the amount of followers he had as well. They lapped it up.
Zero (Host): My favorite part wasn't even the bankruptcy. It was the livestream afterward. Three straight hours of ranting about market manipulation and how everyone just needs to “hodl”.
Crow (guest): I feel bad for the people that actually listened.
Zero (Host): Right, it’s sad people are losing their homes over this but at a certain point it just gets ridiculous. Have you seen the comments? There are still people saying to “buy the dip”.
Crow (guest): There are people who'd watch him jump off the Space Needle and ask what stock he was signaling them to buy.
Zero (Host): (laughing) He's shorting gravity, chummer. You just don't understand high-finance.
Crow (guest): Well, at least he still has that stuffer shack job.
Zero (Host): Better than selling another course.
Crow (guest): Give him six months. It'll be How Losing Everything Made Me Truly Wealthy.
Zero (host): Yeah, can't wait for that one. Anyway, have you ever tried Zen before?