Mysterious Mischief Night Invitations

Vox News

Date: 2086-10-30 By: Karen Complex

“Tonight, the worst kept news in the city is a round of mysterious invitations sent out to seemingly random addressees asking Seattle citizens to attend a vigil at the Alabaster Maiden. Little information is available beyond a ‘Dark Elements’ dress code and that the location has beefed up security ahead of the event. The Alabaster Maiden is, of course, famous in Seattle for displaying the petrified figure of Gabriella Dematto, an Awakened spellcaster who turned herself into stone while escaping a group of thugs on the streets.

We reached out to the owner for more information, but as of the time of this update we have been unable to reach her for comment. We did speak with the head of her security team at the Alabaster Maiden, who told us to [redacted] [redacted] our mundane [redacted] right in the [redacted] with our motherfragging [redacted]. We presume this is a memorial for the city’s fallen native and we wish those commemorating this vigil safety out here on Mischief Night.

To all of you bold party-goers and those commuting through the festivities, we wish you a Happy Halloween from all of us here in the Vox News studio. Good night.”

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