The Olympic Cocaine Bears!

Fennec's Stream

Date: 08 October 2084 By: Fennec

“Hi hi, ShiroFennec Deeeeeeeeeeeeesu! Sorry for disappearing so suddenly the other day, chat! Didja miss me?" The grinning foxboy spins into frame, tails splaying out as he skids to a stop in the center, a wide grin on his face. "I had a bunch of investigating to do yesterday, so I had to miss the stream! Goumennasorry! What I have for you is worth it though!" A wave of protest swarms over the stream's chat, the fox taking a second to speedread through it.

"Huh? What do you mean where have I been, chat? I just missed a day, that's all!" The foxboy grins wide, tails swaying like a storm behind him.

"Thanks for the cashchat, SuperSuperS3v3ntyS3v3n! A whole week? Nah, couldn't have been that long! But I'm sure time must dilate with my absence - an hour away must feel like a lifetime to you, right chat?" A wave of noise swarms past the fox's eyes, the streamer scanning through the protests about the real timescale - then ignoring it entirely. "Anyway, anyway, on to the news! You've heard about those super spooky disappearances aling the coast, right? Hikers and campers are disappearing in Forks and Port Angeles. Well! Local rumors pin it on something suuuuuper spooooooky! Wooooooo~. You see - there's actually rumours that there are horned bears eating people! A Wild Star crime scene report that I miraculously found-" Wink. "- shows that the victim was totally drained of blood. Scary! Look!"

A few screenshots of the report are brought up - among them words like 'exsanguinated' appear, along with chalk outlines and a car with a small bloodstain on the hood.

The chat remains distracted, but Fennec just keeps moving. "Ready for the sickest callback ever, chat? You remember that time there were a bunch of political donors watching a cocaine bear fight the SINless? Well now they're testing their bear experiments - bearperiments! - in the woods in the SSC! Not only does the UCAS want to use their spooky bloodsucking cocaine bears to hunt SINless in Seattle! Nonono, they want to take back the whole state with their army of evil bears!"

Finally aligned with her interests, chat clamors for evidence of the cocaine bear conspiracy, and Fennec begins stringing together pieces of evidence that no longer qualify as news.

(News post for https://shreloaded.net/wiki/Falling_Dusk,_Part_1 )