Catastrophic Heating Failure in Tacoma Warehouse

Linked Run	Some (Wo)Men Just Want to Watch the World Burn
Date	2080-10-14

An attractive human news anchor flips her hair and smiles, her teeth blindingly white.

"Early this morning, an explosion partially collapsed the wall of a warehouse in Tacoma. Security staff report smoke flooding out of the ventilation system prior to an explosion, after which a storage room caught fire."

The camera cuts to a building with a giant hole in the side, smoke rising against the rays of the morning sunshine that managed to filter through the smog.

"Forensic investigators concluded the explosion was caused by a faulty boiler. The storage corporation declined to comment on the extent of the damages and the legal reparations they might pursue."