Sting operation on poachers in Paris

French Government

Arrest of two members of a poaching circle near Paris

Date: 2082-01-19

Speaking on recent rumours following a leak from staff currently working on Horizon's Party Egg, we'd like to take the time to address these issues. Having spoken with Thomas Garfunkel, project lead for the Party Egg, he issued the following statement.

There was no breach of the new LA-Based Party Egg last night. Whilst there was an evacuation of site staff, this was simply part of our new team testing the safety mechanisms put in place following the dreadful attack at the last Egg as we progress into the late stages of salvaging. Work on the new Egg is still fully underway and we have plans to open to the public shortly.

Rumours that the night team's manager Jessica Stevens has disappeared also hold no water, she has simply taken her annual leave for the year and, I am told by our European team

Jessica is currently enjoying her holiday touring the many great sights of Italy. She is due to return towards the end of the month.