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<'''Today's Headlines:'''></br> | <'''Today's Headlines:'''></br> | ||
>How to know if your boss is an insect spirit!</br> | >How to know if your boss is an insect spirit!</br> | ||
> ''''' | > '''''Life Gave Lemons'''''</br> | ||
>[Exclusive footage from the Aztechnology Pyramid incident finally released]</br> | >[[Exclusive footage from the Aztechnology Pyramid incident finally released][</br> | ||
>[Arson update: local ghoul arrested, then dies or disappears?]</br> | >[[Arson update: local ghoul arrested, then dies or disappears?]]</br> | ||
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= | =Life Gave Lemons= | ||
''By [ | ''By [[News Van Dam]]'' | ||
Revision as of 07:39, 6 November 2021
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Date: 11/06/2082 By: News Van Dan
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<Today's Headlines:>
>How to know if your boss is an insect spirit!
> Life Gave Lemons
>[[Exclusive footage from the Aztechnology Pyramid incident finally released][
>Arson update: local ghoul arrested, then dies or disappears?
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Life Gave Lemons
By News Van Dam