Two Star Blues at the One Star Bar

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Two Star Blues at the One Star Bar

By The Professor

The One Star Bar, a fixture of Seattle's Touristville scenery

Tragedy struck today, as a... generally tolerated aspect of the Touristville bar scene is dangerously close to losing it's trademark. The One Star Bar has long been proud of the lowest rating a bar could possibly have while still being allowed to operate.

Travel Advisory

If travelling to the One Star Bar, please follow our handy list of safety precautions.
Do:

• Get your vaccinations beforehand. All of them. This is a good thing for Touristville in general, but it especially applies to the One Star Bar
• Take a gas mask. if feeling short of breath, put it on immediately.
• Take a weapon and know how to use it. Again, it's Touristville.

Don't:

• Drink anything.
• Eat anything.
• Touch anything.