Cr4ck1ng Th3 My5t3ry

Cr4ck1ng Th3 My5t3ry
Date 2081-08-18 GM Korean BBQ Location Matrix Status Threat Level: Low
Factions Involved
ShadowHaven M4rqu15 M4cr0	General Tsu Chun
Vip3r Doris Flyboy
Casualties and losses
	Maitre'D

Game Quotes

"They're all judgmental rich people! I don't want to say I feel like a fish out of water, but I'm like a fish out of water here! Get it? Hehe." - Doris A judgmental rich person who was about to engage in conversation with the group walks away. "See? I was right! They just don't appreciate low humor!" - Doris

"We say you did it, then they throw down their glass and we hit them with the evidence." - Flyboy "And the data spike!" - Doris "No! No data spike." - Vip3r

"You would think that a bartender of all people would have better pickup lines!" - Doris "Listen, I only started here two weeks ago!" - Bartender

"We knew it was you, General... Tsu... Chun? This isn't what I was expecting... Flyboy tell them!" - Doris "Tell them what?" - Flyboy "You faked your own death in order to murder the maitre d'!" - Vip3r

"He's still alive... Right?" - Doris "I would do nothing so barbaric! There is, of course, a delicate balance between do not be rude and do not fuck with me." - M4qu15 M4cr0