Two Star Blues at the One Star Bar

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Two Star Blues at the One Star Bar

By The Professor

The One Star Bar, a fixture of Seattle's Touristville scenery

Tragedy struck today, as a... generally tolerated aspect of the Touristville bar scene is dangerously close to losing it's trademark. The One Star Bar has long been proud of the lowest rating a bar could possibly have while still being allowed to operate.