GMC Director Scandal

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GMC Security Director fired over scandalous private hobbies

Date: 9/25/2085 By: Carly Reeves

Good evening Seattle, this is Carly Reeves with a breaking story coming out of GMC Industries out of Fort Lewis! As you well know, GMC is responsible for making a variety of cars and other vehicles which many of us use in our day to day life. What we did not know, however, is some of the sordid details of what goes on after the lights go out! Walter Kirkpatrick, a regional Director of Matrix Security for the GMC branch of the Ares Macrotech family, has recently been arrested after it came to light that his preferred evening activities involved the filming of vagrant or at-risk members of our population being out and out murdered!

Knight Errant officers, when approached on the scene, refused to comment. Perhaps predictably, neither upper echelons of GMC Industries nor Ares Macrotech were available for comment either.

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