Invae Invasion or Dangerous Drugs?

Samurai News

Date: 2086-1-30 By: Chip Truth

"This is Chip Truth for Samurai News coming to you live from a commune on the outskirts of Snohomish, where local authorities have established roadblocks and cordoned off some 20 acres of woodland. Blazing bonfires can be seen within, and an official statement has been released that a large cache of tainted drugs has been seized and destroyed. As of this time, it appears that no arrests have been made."

"A number of local residents have come forward, claiming that the commune's sweat lodges were in fact nests for an infestation of Insect Spirits, otherwise known as Invae. The residents claim that a late night party was attacked by such insects, and the residents speculate that the fires which burn behind us are meant to dispose of bodies and/or remains of insects. Samurai News has been unable to substantiate such claims, and the local authorities have not responded to questions on the matter."

"In any event, this is Chip Truth of Samurai News, encouraging all readers to stay safe out there. Party responsibly, and keep an eye out for anyone acting strange. Stay tuned to Samurai News for updates!"