The Viral Piggy-back Ride.
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Channel [6] NABS-SSC
Date: 2085-08-08 By: Sholeetsa Two Birds
"It's likely you've seen the video of the giant woman carrying a skinny ork through Bellevue last night, it seems to have taken social media by storm. I've developed some well placed sources in the metroplex underworld in the last three weeks. My sources tell me that a local wizgang was using a realistic illusion spell to terrorize the local community. In fact they scoffed at the notion of a 60 kmh piggy back ride. This is Sholeetsa Two Birds for the Native American Broadcast System with a special report from Seattle. "