Clever run title about cars

Clever run title about cars
Date 2085-03-05 GM Dawnfire Location Seattle Status Threat Level: Medium
Factions Involved
ShadowHaven Street Pirates	Nova Rich	Knight Errant
Frieren Lichtenberg KAPTAIN KILLDOZER Runner4	Billy Billions Character2
Casualties and losses
	2
A stupid pink mohawk murder race that went off the rails when I remembered secondary propulsion exists.

Summary

KAPTAIN KILLDOZER hires runners to kill Nova Rich ganger Billy Billions after getting blown up before a street race. They do so, while driving a party pontoon boat turned hovercraft.

Background

KAPTAIN KILLDOZER loves a good race, but rich kid scoundrel Billy Billions plays dirty and blew him and his favorite vessel up before the race even started! He lived, and wants revenge. Enter: runners.

The Meet

KAPTAIN KILLDOZER is laid up in the hospital after being blown up, so he sets up a video call with Frieren and Lichtenberg. Billy Billions distracted him with pretty women before a race, hid a bomb in his favorite vessel, and blew him up before the race even started. He asks the runners to enter the race using one of his vehicles and kill him during the race and according to the rules of the event, with him preferring he be keelhauled but not being especially picky about the method. The runners agree, and are given the location of a garage with one of KAPTAIN KILLDOZER's land-boats, the Lusty Trolless.

Game Quotes

"You've got nice moves, but watch this." -An eyeless Billy Billions immediately before jumping out of his own car and getting cut in half in mid-air.