A Pirate's Life for Me!

A Pirate's Life for Me!
Date 2081-06-30 GM Korean BBQ Location Tacoma Harbor Status Threat Level: Low
Factions Involved
ShadowHaven	Saeder-Krupp
Doris Woman From Another Place Scurvy Flyboy	Dennis Party Boys

Summary

Woman from Another Place, Doris, Scurvy, and Flyboy were tasked with stealing five speedboats from a group of corp kids who were in the habit of partying in the Tacoma Harbor.

The Meet

The team arrived at a nice suburban house to meet with their Johnsons, an elf and an ork. The two were in need of acquiring Aztechnology Nightrunners and had located five at the Tacoma Docks, all of which were registered to the children of mid to high level corporate executives. They requested that the team steal these boats and drop them off outside the harbor. Woman from Another Place, after successfully googling the price of an Aztechnology Nightrunner, bargained for higher pay, and the Johnsons agreed to either 20,000 nuyen in cash or assistance in obtaining 40,000 nuyen worth of watercraft.

The Run

The pirate crew gathered at Doris' home, a small, extremely cramped boat shack on low-end docks at the Tacoma Port. A little ways away - across the port and well within viewing distance from the entrance to the shack - were the five Nightrunners moored together in order to form an ad-hoc party barge for a large group of party people. Woman from Another Place identified the boat owners as well as their dockside security detail, while Doris astrally projected and determined that there were no spirits and only two awakened guards.

Rewards

20,000 nuyen OR 40,000 nuyen towards watercraft 2 CDP

Game Quotes

"I didn't spend all this money on a sound system for my boat to not use it!" - Doris, blasting Randy Dandy-Oh on approach and singing

"Yer boats or your lives! You lily-livered brats, surrender and ya wont be harmed!" - Scurvy

"Everybody give us your boats right now, or else...! Uh..." - Doris, while handing the microphone off to Woman from Another Place.

"GIVE US YOUR FUCKING BOATS BITCHES OR WE'LL KILL YOU!" - Woman from Another Place, while firing her SMG in the air.

"Throw your fucking beer bottles back into this boat RIGHT NOW! Somebody shoot this man!" - Doris, attempting to prevent littering while the party people are kicked overboard.

Player After Action Reports (AARs)

Doris

I'm a little sad that I didn't get to finally try out my explosives since we needed to keep everyone and their boats intact, but at least I got use my boat for something! Those littering corp kid jerks deserved everything that happened to them. Committing crimes within sight of my home was probably a bad idea, but I'm moving out into my new houseboat anyways, so who cares!