WELCOME TO HELL MOTHERFUCKER
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ShadowHaven Terrafops Yorshka Val Mack and Hack Dinky | Zeta Key | ||||||||
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Summary
It's time to burn in some sparks, and what better way than to have a Halloween burnout. Four Ragers meet to coordinate a large scale assault on the citizens of Seattle.
Background
Yorshka Val, the crazed explosion lover, hires the Halloweeners to explodify some buildings for her. Given the opportunity, the Halloweener Ragers decide to "burn in" some new recruits, including Dinky. Hotdog is hired to lead the charge, along with Mack and Hack with the aid of explosive expert Terrafops.
The Meet
Hotdog starts by hanging out at the Jackal's Lantern. There she freestyles and it's pretty good, or the crowd is easily impressed. She gets a message from MoM about a meeting in the back, and is told to "sober up and keep your wits up." The meet explains that the ragers are getting folks burned in, and so there's a small meeting to explain the plan.
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MoM explains that Hotdog will be leading a group to get Dinky burned in, and her tail starts to wag, even with kinesics, at the prospect of becoming more important with the Halloweeners. The Ragers left for a rager only meeting leaving Yorshka and Hotdog to talk about the location and details. Yorshka and HD talked about explosions, and HD explained they were immortal. Yorhska reveals she loves Seattle and wants to burn it down, starting with clinics and other areas in Seattle first. Yorhska offered 10k to get it doen, and was negotiated up to 4k with Hotdog's charms. Yorshka offers 10 Radio triggers, 16xR10 plastic explosives to get the job done.
The Plan
But in order to get this all together, Hotdog had to called up some folks, starting with Terra. The two talked about the gig and Dinky, mentioning they were gonna try and sneak in and then fuck things up after / if they got caught.
Hotdog calls mack and hack to get them in on the game, suggesting that they're gonna double dip and test out the newbies. Hotdog says they gotta help the newbs, except Muelsyse, and the three agree that something is wrong with their head. They agree that while they want backup, Mwell would be a terrible, terrible choice for tonight.
The crew is... Mack, Hack, Hotdog, Terrafops, and Dinky
Afterwards, hotdog goes to meet Dinky and pounds on the door. Dinky opens up and its clear that they were crying. Hotdog, intending to have fucked with them, instead tries to help chear them up and recruit them for a gig. Hotdog asks if Dinky really even wants to be part of the weeners, and Dinky says that they do, its just he misses his stuffed animals back in Germany. Hotdog again feeling down about the situation, offers to have a sleepover with.
On the drive back to Hotdog's place, they descirbe the importance of being burned in, and the ritual importance of it with the Halloweeners. Hot dog cheers him up and remarks how Dinky's sister was a real Slitch. Hotdog remarks how they "threw her in a pool" and Dinky remarks that no, they sold his sister out to Interpol. Hotdog melts down, angry that she worked for the cops even once. The subject once again turns to Mwel and the two hotdog and Dinky talk about how Mwel needs mental help. Hotdog calls herself the "Hotdogster" and Dinky cringes.
When at the apartment, Hotdog gives Dinky one of her stuffed animals to share for the sleepover. Hotdog mentions its her favorite stuffy, a stuffed plush of Cthulum, and Dinky agrees to take care of him. Afterwards, the Hotdog throws on a horror film, and Dinky says they're okay with horror, but part way through Dinky is terrified of a jumpscare and holds onto Hotdog for support. They instead turn on the ares gun cats anime called "Ares Magical Gun Cats", of which Dinky is very appreciative. After, hotdog pushes Zen on Dinky, and Dinky takes some, passing out almost immediately.
In the morning, Hotdog wakes to find a Dinky missing, but a small investigations finds them in the shower, with a sandwich on the counter amde for them. Eating it, they taste the most foul concoction of peanut butter, mayonase, onion, and orange slices. Throwing the sandwich out and taking damage from shock due to their sensitive nose. Dinky suggests its his favorite kind of sandwich, and Hotdog chews them out for their terrible taste. Hotdog then orders an Eggr sandwhich form McHughs and smokes several cigarettes to purge her tastebuds.