A Pirate's Life for Me!

A Pirate's Life for Me!
Date 2081-06-30 GM Korean BBQ Location Tacoma Harbor Status Threat Level: Low
Factions Involved
ShadowHaven	Saeder-Krupp
Doris Woman From Another Place Scurvy Flyboy	Dennis Party Boys

Summary

Woman from Another Place, Doris, Scurvy, and Flyboy were tasked with stealing five speedboats from a group of corp kids who were in the habit of partying in the Tacoma Harbor.

Game Quotes

"I didn't spend all this money on a sound system for my boat to not use it!" - Doris, blasting Randy Dandy-Oh on approach and singing

"Yer boats or your lives! You lily-livered brats, surrender and ya wont be harmed!" - Scurvy

"Everybody give us your boats right now, or else...! Uh..." - Doris, while handing the microphone off to Woman from Another Place.

"GIVE US YOUR FUCKING BOATS BITCHES OR WE'LL KILL YOU!" - Woman from Another Place, while firing her SMG in the air.

"Throw your fucking beer bottles back into this boat RIGHT NOW! Somebody shoot this man!" - Doris, attempting to prevent littering while the party people are kicked overboard.

Player After Action Reports (AARs)

Doris

I'm a little sad that I didn't get to finally try out my explosives since we needed to keep everyone and their boats intact, but at least I got use my boat for something! Those littering corp kid jerks deserved everything that happened to them. Committing crimes within sight of my home was probably a bad idea, but I'm moving out into my new houseboat anyways, so who cares!