The Siege on the New Universaeum

The Siege on the New Universaeum
Part of The Reformation
Date 2081-03-10 GM Darklordiablo Location Herron Island Estate
Factions Involved
ShadowHaven Captain Boomerang Yata Kera Rambozo The Clown Trash Panda	The New Universaeum Inutilis

Game Quotes

"Help! I'm too ridiculous to mind control! I didn't know what else to do but play along!" - Teksura, on what might happen to Trash Panda if the team fails and ends up mind controlled

"We can't use The Club as a weapon" - Teksura

hitman: how strong does the bounty hunter look? Dark: ... he's a dwarf mage. hitman: ... Ramby: IM GONNA PUNT THIS FUCKER INTO THE WATER

Rynce: Does anyone have the consistency spell? Ramby: I am never consistent.

"I'm telling the homunculus and the zombie ORK BOIZ to listen to the zombie rat" - Kera

Dark: the light is even shit for lowlight vision Tek: ..... ⁱ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ᶠˡᵃˢʰˡⁱᵍʰᵗ

Dark: "They (the troll zombies) are all half dead..." Tek: "Half dead?! They got better!"

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- Ryncewynde

"RYNCEWYNDE YOU BROKE MY FUCKING WIKI!" - Teksura on the results of the above train wreck of a quote after adding it to this page.

I BLAME ROLL20 FOR NOT HAVING A CHARACTER LIMIT - Ryncewynde on above quote.