Cake is so Vanilla

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Cake is so Vanilla
Date2084-09-08
GMlov.euphoria
LocationEverett, Seattle
Status Threat Level: Medium
Factions Involved
ShadowHaven
Le Chateau Gateau
Eighty-Eights Triad
Bleach
Cleaner Cleaner
Lappland
THE GOON SQUAD
Casualties and losses
Bleach's Dignity (KO!) 8 goons


Summary

Le Chateau Gateau hires the Maid Brigade for their maidery and to reclaim a beaver from Triad hands. Chaos ensues.

Background

Historically speaking, castoreum being a secretion from the musk gland of the beaver family - it has been used for artificial vanilla for centuries.

An awakened beaver has been requested to be gotten by Le Chateau Gateau, and Butlerusk has been tasked with reaching out.

The Meet

The party arriving in order of CC, Bleach, and then marginally late with Five of Nines, met with Butlerusk at Le Chateau Gateau. He introduced himself to everyone cordially, they negotiated prices and accepted the job, and he also offered maid training on top of what was previously offered.

The Plan

A little bit of info gathering to find out where they were (largely provided by the Johnson, Butlerusk) A little bit of figuring out what they were doing And then a whole lot of 'Bleach, face your way inside and we'll start an ambush.'

From there, combat maids did combat.

The Run

Things started off crazy by Nines nearly cutting Bleach in half with her shotgun spray - much like she already did to half the goons inside. The Goons broke suppression by throwing a flash at Nines (who ran out of the way), only to get wallbanged by CC and shot by Nines more.

Bleach took a grenade meant for Nines, was still standing but fairly upset. Later opened a door via flashbang with Nine's help with the hinges, and then was at the top of the stairs when a very upset man started to return fire. Unfortunately for him, this knocked bleach out and sent the party into a ...well, more of a kill frenzy.

They swept the house clean, Nines pacified the raging beaver in the basement, and immediately called a guy she knew for assistance. It turned out to be James "Boxman" Box. He loves movin' boxes.

Aftermath

With Bleach KO'd, the house violently exploded, and the giant beaver quite upset, the party waited for James Box to arrive with a stimpatch delivery thanks to Nines knowing a guy. A weird guy who likes movin' boxes, but a guy nonetheless.

They hauled the beaver into the van, stimmed Bleach just enough to make the 30 minute drive back to Le Chateau Gateau, and collected payment - including a trip to the local maid academy.

Bleach and Nines also claimed this building for the Finnegans, so they can definitely sleep a little sounder knowing that their work for the family was acknowledged.

Rewards

8k (4vp) 6k bonus

4 karma 4rvp

10cdp (5rvp)

2cdp standard

Qualifies for initiations/ascensions

Optional

Bleach may pick up "shoot first dont ask" at chargen rates

Nines can pick up "Natural Athlete" at chargen rates

Butlerusk - at loyalty 1 (2rvp)

James 'Boxman' Box - Connection 2 loyalty 1 (2rvp)

Game Quotes

Player After Action Reports (AARs)

Five of Nines

It comes from their but? Never eating vanilla again... hope Bleach is alright.

Bleach

My pride is hurt much more than my body. Who would've thought that door would crumple from a flashbang?