Me And The Bad Boys

Me And The Bad Boys
Date 2082-MM-DD"2082-MM-DD" contains an extrinsic dash or other characters that are invalid for a date interpretation. GM Location {{{place}}}
Factions Involved
ShadowHaven	Major Corp
Shine Babylon Gav Shy	Character1 Character2

Summary

Runner team infiltrated the Knight Errant Seattle Training Academy in Renton and successfully exfiltrated 40 unknowing and unwilling trainee HTR members out at the behest of the Johnson, Bolt "McBigFlank" McMuscle. The Johnson's mental illness was exacerbated by mind magic in the process of convincing him to not pledge allegiance to local liege lord Pump King Jack. The status of the 40 (mostly unwilling) HTR trainees & 1 checkpoint guard is unknown.

Background

Bolt "McBigFlank" McMuscle is a incredible human being who took alot of drugs while in the Redmond barrens after a particularly awful day at work. From there, he wandered the RedMond Barrens for days, before ultimately experiencing a life changing epiphany. No longer the brutal, boring man he once was, the brutal nutcase decided he would be come a true Knight Errant, and would forcefully convert the class of corporate goons he once taught into his army of incredibly honorable and good goons, and would make them change with force, charisma, and probably drugs. He cashed out his actually insane pension and sold his laser rifle to the highest bidder and went to do the work. Then he met Pump King Jack while setting up his run, and found the being that neatly solved the significant issue of having to change the viewpoint of these HTR trainees and providing him with a actually good person (in his mind) to follow, as he wasn't the greatest at planning missions that would provide net-goodness in the world.

The Meet

Runners were contacted 2 hours before the meet at 7:15 AM. All runners were asleep because they are runners, and were rudely woken up by their fixers. All runners made it to the run with their own vehicles: Every single one of them went on a bike. The meet was set up at a burned down library in the Redmond Barrens. He was sitting in his white pickup truck in the middle of the parking lot, playing loud music and waiting. With him was a set of shitty plastic lawn chairs, a flipped over whiteboard on a stand and two drones with shotguns built into them. He was wearing a armored jacket stylized to look like a Hawaiian T-shirt, a pair of ballistic sunglasses, a armored hat, snake mesh socks and cargo shorts. He is an older person, with a militarized body with signs of cyber and bioware installation.

The runners drove in, and the meet went stunningly well, considering the circumstances. The runners threatened to kill him at least once, questioned if he actually had any money, if said money was in nuyen or monopoly money like UCAS dollars, as well as questioning his sanity and intelligence. The J presented the simple plan of inserting into the facility, extracting either 4 guys or the entire "Lions Guard" class of 40 people. He offered a total of 16,000 per runner or 30,000 per runner if the bonus objective was fulfilled. He did this with an incredible drawing on a whiteboard which crudely depicted the runners crossing the border into Renton and then returning with 4, or 36 guys. They were given a list of 36 names, which were very interesting.

Theodore Pain, Sarah Pain, Slab Bulkhead, Maxx Power were the four that had to be extracted.

1. Killiam Shakespeare
2. Sargent Slaughter
3. Ralf Assault
4. Punt Speedchunk
5. Butch Deadlift
6. Mike Truk
7. Bold Bigflank
8. Splint Chesthair
9. Flint Ironstag
10. Bolt Vanderhuge
11. Thick McRunfast
12. Blast HardBass
13. Buff Drinklots
14. Trunk Slamchest
15. Fist Rockbone
16. Stump Beefgnaw
17. Smash Lampjaw
18. Punch Rockgroin
19. Buck Plankchest
20. Dirk Hardpeck
21. Crud Bonemeal
22. Brick Hardmeat
23. Gristle McThornBody
24. Slake Fistcrunch
25. Reef Blastbody
26. Maximilian Murderface
27. Bob Johnson
28. Crush McStompbones
29. Hank Chesthair
30. Killing McKillingalot
31. Rex Dudekiller VII
32. Duke Killington

The runners actually accepted the job, and promptly figured out that the J was gonna pledge allegiance to the dark lord Pump King Jack, and were incredibly miffed about this. Some of them. One runner was pretty cool with that.

The Plan

The runners contacted a Freya, who acted as matrix support for the rest of the run, with the expense of having to help another person infiltrate into the place and paying a significant chunk of change. they met up with an agent of some criminal syndicate, who successfully kept who he worked for a secret, mostly by being a confusing entity and being very good at lying. The guy promptly rented a hang glider and began doing aerial recon of the area, sending unwanted and unneeded pictures of the AO that was effectively unused. The plan was simple: Freya would slay deckers, Get them a false exercise plan for the Lions Guard to have a field trip to the Redmond barrens, and handle any matrix needs. From there, Gav and Shy would walk in and convince the students to leave in a bus, which would leave the facility and then be transferred to a bus provided by the J which had a built in faraday cage. (GM's note, it was a mistake to have the Johnson provide this, the runners should of made the effort to acquire it.)

The Run

THe runners drive into the AO with the agent. they drive into the checkpoint into the facility, and pass a gauntlet of scanners. the agent's R6 sin gets burned, and he smoothly manages to talk himself out of getting clubbed to death by the 10 dudes plus twenty that were immediate reinforcements that hung around the checkpoint. the agent leaves the car, enters a building, and exits the scene forever. The two runners park their car, and go to look for their targets. Eventually, they find a random goon

Rewards

16 RVP 26,000 Nuyen (13 RVP) 3 Karma (3 RVP) Can take Freya as a 5/1 for 5 RVP

Game Quotes

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