Nanosecond Buyout 2082
Horizon NewsNet
Nanosecond Buyout 2082
Date: 2082-05-20
Thank you for continuing your subscription to Horizon NewsNet™ where "We Know What You're Thinking!" I'm Charli Relford, voted "Most Trusted Anchor in Seattle" by Horizon Internal Analytics three years running!
Our Top Story tonight: Amidst a strange presentation by Federated Boeing this morning, Cross Applied Technologies representative Cecelia Cross made a shocking announcement.
For those of our viewers that haven been watching the strange new sport that seems to be sweeping the nation, "Most Urban Brawl" will be aware that there has been an ad running for the last several broadcasts that has proclaimed something very strange...
[A ad file showing Brodie J, shirtless with his shark-tooth necklace, giving finger-guns to the camera next to text proclaiming that May 20th will be the day of "Cross Applied Technologies' revitalization" appears before shifting back to the conventionally attractive face of Charli Relford].
After the news earlier this month it was clear that Cross was on the rise once more, but to see them working alongside Federated Boeing was a surprise for many, and caused the stock market to begin fluctuating wildly. It did not help that the individual in that ad, one Alexander-James Johnson III, has something of a reputation for making outlandish claims. While a figure of some renown for innovative ideas in the field of aerospace design Mr. Johnson has also apparently launched several failed projects, including the "Brodie J Sleeves-only clothing line", the "Brodie J Narcotic Gun" and the "Brodie J Happy Hour, Sponsored by Horizon" which I am told had never been, nor was ever intended to be sponsored by Horizon or any of its subsidiaries. Mr. Johnson used the club E-Vue
