Ladies and Gentlemen, The Eric Andre Show!

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Eric Andre Show!
Part of It's Always Wednesday in Seattle
Date 2081-07-16 GM Atlatl Location Seattle Status Threat Level: High
Factions Involved
ShadowHaven	Horizon
Chloe Green Flow Trash Panda Ikari John from IT	Andross Bay

Game Quotes

“Hey you wanna carpool?” - Jon “Cars? Disgusting.” - Ikari “I have a ride…” - Flow John gets in his Armadillo and cranks up the jams, singing along. “Making my way down town, driving fast, eating ass, and - “ - John, interrupted by screaming

“Cola Blues was just a two hour advertisement for Coca Cola, and - “ - TP “We know Trash Panda! Yes, it’s capitalism! Shut up! This is how capitalism works!” - Ikari

Ikari DNI: He's a FUCKING GENTRIFIER! John DNI: What’s a gentrifier. Ikari DNI: A bad person.

“I've worked here 12 years and I only get 5,000 a month.” - John “It's called mage privilege buddy, get used to it.” - Ikari

John gets high fived by Flow after they cleanly escape the nested security host. "This is the nicest thing anybody has ever done for me!" - John

"You want to look for damning evidence?" - John "... We're PLANTING damning evidence." - Flow

"Wow, I need to cancel this guy!" - John "That's what you were paid to do!" - Atlatl

"Does he do sword stuff or does he do hand stuff?" - ob "He does hand st... I can't believe I've been set up for this." - Atlatl

"Diet Police, like they're not real police." - Lavander "No, Die-iot Police because I'm going to kill them." - ob

"You know how mad I would be if someone called me on a Wednesday? Like yeah, protest now." - Ikari

“I have ICP - I mean IBS. I know a few ways to get IBS.” - John

Player After Action Reports (AARs)

Ikari

Frankly, it's not like whaling is a huge issue in 2081, what with the Sea Dragon and the Meistersingers in the water... even then, I'm very happy to incite against Horizon and their puppets, and starting a riot against Knight Errant is... satisfying.