Cyber-Who? Cyber-Where?!

Cyber-Who? Cyber-Where?!
Date 2081-07-22 GM Korean_BBQ Location Tacoma Docks Status Threat Level: Medium (but not really)
Factions Involved
ShadowHaven Jet Set	Proteus
Rainmaker Crossfire Roadie Rasputin

Summary

Rainmaker, Crossfire, Roadie and Rasputin Metal Gear Solid their way through a barge to steal a bunch of ware.

Background

Proteus is moving some 'ware illegally, and the Johnson wants the runners to steal it.

The Meet

The runners meet in a "basic bitch warehouse" with a nondescript wageslave Johnson. He tells them to steal some ware from a boat.

The Plan

The runners get Alice Kane to get them a boat to borrow for a while, and contract Jet Set to do a fulton extraction of the ware.

The Run

The runners set out on their rented boat, with Crossfire driving. Roadie and Rasputin sneak onto the boat in person while Rainmaker provides overwatch support with her and Crossfire's drones. They make their way across the boat knocking out guards. Once all the guards are eliminated, Roadie and Rasputin bring the crate of ware up onto the deck of the barge and Rainmaker attaches the reverse parachute to it, and launches it into the air for Jet Set to pick up.

Aftermath

Jet Set recovers the ware and the runners get to take some.

Rewards

48k nuyen in cyberware (take rest in 1/2 nuyen) OR 24k nuyen

3 karma

2k nuyen from negotiation

2 CDP

Game Quotes

"Crossfire's not a real rigger" ~ KBBQ, with a death wish

"Do I still sound like I'm fucking a toaster?" - BBQ

"I'M GOING TEXT FOR THE FIRST PART OF THIS FUCKING RUN WHILE I SHOVE MY FIST UP THIS ROUTER'S ASS. Right, so." - BBQ

- Art by Crimson

"The warehouse itself bears no branding, just a plain-ass basic bitch warehouse tucked away behind the docks. It seems almost abandoned except for the gnome bodyguard stood outside." - BBQ

"Site can't be reached. Nani? Reload, motherfucker." - BBQ

"It's weird being a boat, its like you are in a bath but not wet! ... well... thats mind fucky..." - Korean

"Maybe telling the dice to fuck off does not improve my situation." - BBQ

"Fiiiine, we'll just keep Hitmaning the thing..." - Crimson

"Rasputin - Ugh, comrade. I'm trying to sneeki around, but I'm DUMMY THICCC, and the clap of my Neurostun is alerting the Corpsec." - BBQ

"I've just realized that we're running to acquire some metal gear" - Gravity, essentially playing a Metal Gear mission

"what are my runs?" - BBQ "YOUR RUNS ARE MEMES!" - Lavander

Player After Action Reports (AARs)

Rainmaker

Well, that went exceptionally well. Nothing went wrong at all. Also, always nice to be able to run with Crossy.

Roadie

du du du dududu... du du du dududu! (humming the metal gear 1 theme song)

Crossfire

Two runs with Rainy! These are the best. Got myself some new ware and I feel so much better

Rasputin

New metal feels good. If only those guards weren't so lazy. Maybe they could have given us more of a fight.