Scorched Earth

Scorched Earth
Part of The Farm and The Furious
Date 2081-07-30 GM SedatedAlice Location Seattle Status Threat Level: Medium
Factions Involved
ShadowHaven Fuego Fieri Firebrand the Fourth	Rogue Halloweeners
Moth Santesso Stax Rufus
Casualties and losses
	2 Halloweeners got tossed to King HumungaMax to be dealt with.

Summary

SHOTS FIRED IN PUYALLUP PACKHOUSE

(Thursday, July 30, 2081) Seattle, UCAS: The sharp retort of firearms rang out over the Puyallup warehouse district this Thursday. Knights Errant, when finally arriving on the scene, found an empty warehouse, an abandoned van with its registration wiped clean, and a smattering of small and large caliber casings. No further information on this ongoing investigation is available at this time.

• Hoi, chummers! I was forwarded this clipping with a couple of digital post-its attached. According to my source, rival gangs were involved (one of which rhymes with 'shallow weiners'), and the shootout was the final play in reacquiring some stolen goods. Somebody's keeping this close to the vest, though. Who are they protecting?
• News Van Dan

Game Quotes

"In the course of an investigation, I've run across a possible associate of yours. One 'KHMsucksballzlol'." - Moth, her delivery crisp, deadpan, and absolutely professional.

"I would like more information on Mr. or Ms. "Sucks Ballz". - Santesso, his delivery decidedly less professional.

"If you tear through ‘em like toilet paper, there won’t be any place left to shove a stick." - Solvar, as his teammates use lethal ammo on devil rats.

“Can I kneecap all of ‘em? I’m gonna kneecap all of ‘em. I really hate these guys.” - Draxa, as the team engaged the ‘Weeners.

“TROGGZOR IS PLEASED WITH HIS SNACKS! NYUK NYUK NYUK!” - TROGGZOR, THE ALL CONSUMING FLAME.