Sexy Bonsai

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Sexy Bonsai
Street Cred5
Public Awareness0
FolderGoogle Drive
PriorityMetatype - E
Attributes - C
Magic/Resonance - E
Skills - A
Resources - A

Character Information


"Here's why you don't scare me omae, you pull that trigger on me and you're pulling the trigger on a drek tsunami of you're own making. 'Shinjuku 2078, Reeperbahn 2079.' Those were nice ani, but 'Redmond Ranch' That was some sick shit. This all ringing any bells? All those albums are coming out if you geek me so why don't you be a smart guy for once in your life and put the gatto down and get your credstick out?"" - Sexy Bonsai, The Art of Renegotiation.

A Shotozumi-gumi gangoon turned Seattle city decker, Sexy is on a Psyche fuelled trajectory to the top and everyone on the way will be lucky to meet such a legend in the making. His code is nova hot and he's a hit with the ladies, the total package, the Yokozuna of the Seattle grid. Just watch chummers, you'll see.

GM Notes

  • Sexy wont work for Shotozumi-gumi or Shotozumi-rengo , he will in fact actively work against them. If the J is working for either of these factions Sexy will still take the job, then do everything in his power to sabotage the run, he will try his best not to harm the rest of the team in this, but if they do get hurt then so be it.


  • Fame, fortune and sexual gratification.
  • Get a High Lifestyle
  • Improve his 'ware
  • "Data Spike" Amrei Veidt, if you know what I mean? Hayooooo
  • Sexy is driven by greed, status, getting his own back and above all having a good time.

"Your goal is to free your people? Omae you're a million miles from home and your burrito is leaking onto your armour jacket. Start living in the now chummer, how about some realistic goals? Get paid, get lit up with me down this little Karaoke bar I know and then get some gear ready for the next one. Maybe if you make it out of this meat grinder we call the Shadows you can set goals but until then it's all about survival, yo!" - Sexy Bonsai, How to Live a Better Life.

Theme Song


A Yakuza brat with enough smarts to graduate from back alley beatings to matrix skullduggery, until recently he was still in the family by blood but why shouldn't he have earnt a little scratch for himself? And with this much dirt on the lieutenants are they really gonna do anything about it? That's what Sexy's counting on at least.

"It was tough growing up on the Seattle streets but at least the Gumi had my back, I know the meaning of loyalty and the price of family. Life got better when I got on the Matrix, sure now everyone's on me about work like a sumo on sand but at least I can control that flow. I can choose who gets my A game and if someone's a juicy enough target I can get enough dirt on them to make them mine, it's a dog-eat-dog Matrix and I'm a vampire bat." - Sexy Bonsai, Collections of Self-Reflection.

Narrative Significant Qualities


There is little to nothing that is redeeming about Sexy.



"What did that hurt your feelings Keeb? Come on, the Shadows aint no place for feelings. Maybe you should park those Panzers and work at Stuffer Shack if you're gonna be like that. Hell for a small finders fee, I know a guy that'll get you a good price."

"Sexy Bonsai is too busy for your feelings, Sexy Bonsai is too busy for your tears, you don't like it? Maybe you should just get this job done quicker then Sexy Bonsai can get paid and he can go get laid Downtown and you can go back to your hoop of an apartment and cry the pain away." - Sexy Bonsai on the Importance of Teamwork.

Run History

NameGMMetaplotDate of Run
Research and DestroyEdward31 March 2083
Breathe Into Your Lung, Breathe Out SlowlyAuroraEnemy within15 March 2083
The Sound of Deep WatersDraknic14 March 2083
The brother´s callKaterSalemEnemy within9 March 2083
Helmet with Cross emoji Vampire emoji Church emojiAurora21 February 2083
Bagged and TaggedArchtmag19 February 2083
A Strike Against House ChristobalAurora17 February 2083
Judge them early.Draknic15 February 2083
Kentucky Fried (Bug) ChickenAurora13 February 2083
Politicians Always Have Some SkeletonsAurora12 February 2083




Contact Connection Loyalty Archetype Profession Aspects Chips
Optimal Squid 4 2 Fixer(G,K,A,N) Matrix Fixer Dragon Puffer, Seoulpa Smuggler, Radioshack, Squid Game, Choson Ring Even
Amrei Veidt 6 2 Generalist S-K Prime Operative Actually a Spy, Deck Jockey, Delta Clinic Access, Former Shadowrunner, Information Broker, One Step Ahead, Prime Datahaven Membership, Saeder-Krupp Employee, Fresh off the Assembly Line Even
Katrin Morgentau 10 2 Custom(N,G,A,K) S-K Prime Senior Executive S-K Loyalist, You are only business, I have work to do, On the Watch, Worldwide political network, Smuggling is her job, Controls are really annoying, You want a meeting with the CEO?, S-K is a large company, Quick access to a Delta clinic, S-K Arsenal, Forbidden or restricted are only loose words, Weapons dealer, Armor Dealer, Drone Dealer, Electronics Dealer, The influence of a Corporate Oversight Office Member, Magic Equipment Dealer, There is no Availability Even







Zero Chill

In Character Information

Symbols and Signatures

Matrix Search Table

Threshold Result
1 Pictures and information about Bonsai trees, the word Sexy does not seem to add anything to the result.
3 A series of reports regarding Matrix crime recently, and in previous years petty crimes, all of which ended in being cautioned and 'let-off.' Suspiciously so.
6 A detailed criminal profile and suspected position and ties to other Yakuza in the Shotozumi-gumi, most of which are correct.

Shadow Community Table

Threshold Result
1 A Yakuza Decker. Currently active.
3 He can be a bit of liability, going off focus on the job and pulling pranks.
5 His father is a Wakagashira-Hosa in the Shotozumi-Gumi, his mother a Hisho who serves his father. They are fairly well off in terms of rank in the Seattle Yak. He went against the Shotozumi-gumi on a job and is now wanted by them.


Fake: Murai Yoichi R6 (Shiawase)

Fake Cyberdeck R6

Fake Firearms R6

Fake Security Spider R6

Fake Driving Licence R6

Fake Matrix Software R6

Fake Restricted Armor R6

Fake Concealed Carry R6

Fake Restricted Cyber R6


A short and wiry japanese man, he has a youthful cool about him which quickly fades when he opens his mouth and his social awkwardness and brash demeanor shatters any and all illusions. His upper body is covered in Yakuza tattoos and paintjobs, a koi fish with wave filler on his left obvious cyber-arm, an oni mask and fire pattern on his right. The two designs merge across the full breadth of his chest.

He doesn't cut a very impressive presence, he looks like he exists on a diet of instant ramen and his features are almost always covered in a light film of sweat.


The standard -

A red biker faux-leather Berwick suit, a red faux-leather Argentum coat with a high collar over that.

A T-shirt underneath with some hilarious Engrish slogo.

'Sexy' shoes, black faux-leather.

The Meet -

A 'Smart' Hawaiian shirt, buttons undone to reveal his tattooed chest.

Gold watch, fake.

Gold necklace, fake.

Gold ring, fake.

A belt with an Oni demon buckle.

Pinstripe pants.

Shiny 'Sexy' shoes.

The Job -

As 'The Standard' potentially with a red racing armour helmet that matches the suit and coat.

The Wheels -

A racing red Suzuki mirage with white flair.

Matrix Persona

Persona: A sumo wrestler in a ninja outfit.

Marks: Sumo handprints.

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